or try something that looks like this or that ...

I do apologize, if that is necessary, to anyone that may be offended by what they see here.
As to say, if there are any legal repurcussions or concernes that you may think are relevant,
relative, fortheright, applicalbe, or even litigious...
then you are in the wrong place. I'd give you a link to my lawyer,
but that would be just foolish.

We can argue about the grammar some other time.